May 2013
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footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
May 21st
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iseeavoice: Why don’t we have teleportation yet? Who is in charge of science? Get the chief of science on the phone immediately.
May 21st
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kalories: i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
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yourealivesosmile: I wish I could wear whatever the fuck I want with no fucking scars. 
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reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
May 13th
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So my invisaglin finally came in today. But i don’t have an appointment till the 22nd so i guess ill do a sort of first impression of it next week. I have to say im kinda scared.
May 13th
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reerbadiyo: Every time someone utters the phrase, “I don’t like onions,” my face crumples up with hate that bubbles up from my pores and escapes through my cracked skin. If there was a service that specialized in punching a massive number of people, I would single-handedly keep them in business by paying…
May 11th
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society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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isavedz3lda: I really hate how in weddings they say ‘til death do you part’. I don’t want my love to end at death ;___;
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smileforthefools: Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
May 8th
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urbancatfitters: i’ve been stressed out since like the third day of second grade
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
May 5th
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katudaisoku: tenris-magicbox: draftgiraffe: jamesjoker: If you’re ever feeling unproductive just remember that the logo for the 2012 Olympics cost $600,000 and took two years to finish. I still don’t understand why they didn’t use this one It says London but there is also a secret 2012 in it I like the second one way better. oh my god why the hell didn’t we use the second one
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